People and Places

Earlier today:

Her : Sorry I've forgotten your name.
Me : It's Musters.
Her : Oh yes - nobody could forget that name.
Well you seemed to have fucking managed it!
Me : Er, no. Shall we, ehm...

Later today (but before now):

Him : You watching the World Cup?
Me : Sure am, I've taped the Argentina game.
Him : Oh yea, they won one-nil.
You arse!
Me : Did they.