"Our players are fully mowtivated"
RFC PLC (in administration) were today given some good news when it was revealed that a troublesome cutting mechanism on the club's Ransome TG 3400 7-head hydraulic trailed chassis cylinder mower (Sports Edition) had improved somewhat. It is believed that a deep overlay sprocket (end angle) had been up to 2.5 degrees over "edged" and this had been causing surface scarification compaction.
Head groundsman David Roxburgh expressed his delight "We'd been aware of this problem for a while now and 'Coisty came down suggested I push it (the sprocket) in a wee bit and that seems to have made all the difference" adding "It's been a tough week for this great club but hopefully this will see us turning the corner".
RFC PLC (in administration) have suffered a number of injuries this season to key players including Steven Naismith and Kyle Lafferty and this along with being deducted ten points for tax avoidance has hampered their league challenge. The club's mascot, Ian Durrant said "Hopefully if we can continue to maintain the surface aeration to aid root growth this will help 'Naisy and Laffs in their recovery" adding "Our players are fully mowtivated".
It is believed that the injured players have being paying the top band of tax to the club and this is deducted from their salary directly at source although not passed on to Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs.
Another good news story emerged yesterday when it was revealed that the club's under-13 star centre forward Rory McCrorie celebrated his 13th birthday. He received an ipod touch, some computer games and was taken to Nando's by his Mum and Dad for a slap-up tea.
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Looks like Rangers might survive! To be honest didn't expect that but well done to them!
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