It would take an industrial strength abacus to calculate how many hankies I own. It's probably in excess of 25 which is, clearly, way above the international hankie poverty-line.
It's almost as if someone is sneaking into my chamber and leaving them there. Truly, in the kindom of hankies I am the handker-chief.
"Hanker-chief" - typo in the first word, no?
ReplyDeleteThe typo you corrected isn't the typo I meant. I was implying that the H in "Hanker" should be a different letter.
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