Robit

You come home after eight pints and find that a Danny wallayce has circumnavigated the globe searching for a robot thta can talj ike jim.  

Horison colon Whare's my Robit?

You relaise that he had dicovered that the robitics world is as weird as it it insanely complimicated [S].

You futher must wunder why there is nothing decent on the tel,ly.