Gay House

Overall, on balance, I think staying staying in gay house is better than staying in a regular house.

Here are 5 things that are better:

1. The antiques are really neat
2. The dogs are like little marshmallows
3. The music is more straightforward
4. Everyone is a bit different
5. I love Pres-by-terians but you don't get them here

And finally. Finally...

You get killer back rubs.