21.1.09

No Drop

I have a little woman in the village who I get to run up my trousers. She charges €6 per leg.

Often I don't particularly need it done but I like to give her the business anyway.

After she'd finished today she said to me, "These trousers won't drop properly".

I looked down at them. I had no idea what she meant. "I've no idea what you mean", I said.
"There's no drop", she replied, by way of clarification.
"Is that bad?", I asked. "Having no drop".
"It's depends", she told me.

I asked no more questions. She was clearly in one of her moods. Perhaps her husband, Jim, had gone off fell-walking again.

I'm now wearing trousers that apparently have no drop. But no drop of what?

2 comments:

  1. Balls. As in "room for your". It seems your kecks have no room to let your ball bag hang down properly. Are you wearing ladies trousers perchance?

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  2. I think they're asexual. They're trousers.

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