98

I was writing an email to a friend who, quite correctly, had suggested that we "make a proper date with alcohol in the next week or 2".

Quite inspired by his use of the number 2 as a shortcut for the word "two", I replied cleverly:

DEFI98ELY.

The number 98 is, of course, meaningless in this context but it sure looks cool and saves a heap of time typing.