Mad Lady (2)

I cycled by Tourrettes Tracksuit Woman (TTW) again this morning. I saw her about a mile away lumbering along fluorescently so I made sure I was on the road as I passed her. I slowed down to wish her good day and see if she still had food around her mouth. She certainly did. It looked like raspberry jam and her moustache was encrusted with dried milk. Not a "milk moustache", as such, just milk on her moustache. She shouted "Fuck Off" at me and as I sped away she added what sounded like "FUD". Charming.