Mad Lady (4)

To the left pedestrians, to the right cyclists. The cycle path is quite clearly marked.

Sadly I must report that, this morning, I had another episode with Tourettes Tracksuit Woman (TTW). Strangely enough she wasn't wearing her usual fluorescent trackie today. She was, however, eating a bar of chocolate at seven thirty in the morning the greedy bastard. And she did swear at me. Not sure exactly what she said, her mouth was full of chocolate, but it I'm pretty sure it was high quality.

"Fyafchaaaabawbagfannncnnnnt", it might have been.
"I'm on the cycle path, you psychopath", I shouted back at her.

Then I sped off as fast as I could. The sun beginning to force its way through the morning mist.