I hate bloggers.
They'll say "I hate cyclists. But, hey, you already knew that didn't you."
No I didn't. How am I supposed to know about that?
They might begin, "In case you've been wondering where I am...".
Nope, I wasn't wondering that, you humourless, self-regarding arse-biscuit.
They even blog about not blogging sometimes. "I'm so bored with blogging", they'll whine. What they mean is they have nothing to say but they can't stop themselves from fucking blogging anyway.
Bloggers. Should be shot at birth.
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