Polish hairdresser

I just had a haircut. Number four at the back and sides and "forward yet back" at the front. Forward yet back is a style I invented in the early nineties and have stuck with ever since.  No hairdresser has ever asked for clarification on this request. So it must be well understood.

This doesn't come close to telling the whole story though. My polish hairdresser also provided me with an eyebow and nasal hair trim, rum head rub, aftershave and gel. She also enquired as to whether I was off today and stroked my hand slightly as I handed over a crisp tenner.