3.6.09

Tony Adams

In other news, Tony Adams has declared himself the new manager at Celtic.

This was only a few minutes after he told some journalists, who he'd invited into his back garden for some iced tea, that he'd be working alongside former manager Wim Jansen who has decided to be the new Director of Football.

Adams told the assembled three journalists that he very much looked forward to working with Jansen in a "European-style management setup" and thanked Celtic Football Club very much for the opportunity to have, as he put it, "a 50% chance of winning something every year".

Sadly, both Celtic and, to a lesser extent, Wim Jansen, disagree with his analysis.

2 comments:

ageing hipster said...

Tony Adams? Presumably not the donkey who in his playing days could pass a ball about as well as he could pass a pub and subsequently, in his post-Priory 'savant period' cut such a tragic figure at (then) relegation strugglers Portsmouth?

I didn't know there were two Tony Adams.

musters said...

Yea there's two all right.

You didn't think that the Tony Adams with the single worst managerial record in English football history would put his name up for the famous Glasgow Celtic?