The Braintree Train

On the 'Wed Wine to Bwaintwee' earlier there were two adenoidally annoying girls behind me speaking in the international interogative white chick patois.

(pinch nose)

And I was like toatally, no way, and he was like, way, and I was like soooo wasted cos I been drinking like like loads of wine??? and I hadn't had anything to eat???

(/pinch nose)

This shit went on all the way from Alehouse to Davis Square before they finally got up and left to like toatally get off the train???. I had a look at them as they left and they were indeed white chicks in all but, er, colour. These idiotic chatterboxes were, almost unbelievably, black.

I'm all for racial integration but when black girls start to sound that white it may have actually gone too far!