20.2.10

No Swimming Today

As you may remember, I've recently been having some swimming pool issues in which air pockets have manifested themselves as large bulges at the front of my orange and, to a lesser extent, yellow swimming shorts. These have caused fairly grim experiences but, at the end of the day, it seems there's always a slightly bigger nitwit ready to assume the mantle of BIGGEST DOLT IN THE POOL TODAY.

Today, I didn't go to the pool due to a slight but lingering bug. Instead I stayed home, listened to the criminally underrated Dexy's Midnight Runners, and assembled a couple of cold frames. Having absolutely no excuse whatsoever for any large bulges in the front of my shorts.

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