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Stella 23% colder

Not content with merely "crafting" their beer for Christmas time, the good people at Stella PLC, Inc. are now actually "crafting" the glass that it goes into as well. This glass will, according to their consumer messages and fully leveraging horizontal cross-vertical seasonal persuasion processes, keep the beer 23% colder for longer.

Significantly they don't state what your beer will be 23% colder than. Coffee?

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