Cold Soup

At the museum today we got some soup. This was in the canteen and played no part of the exhibit.

I tasted it and it was lukewarm. I took it back and told the guy it was cold.

He said, "Is it stone cold".

I looked at him. I got up really close like Larry David does in Curb. I looked at him right in the eyes. He held my stare.

"It's cold enough that I would mention it", I told him.