Ice in Urinals

In the famous Butcher's Grill they fill the urinals full of ice. A point on this. Adding ice to urinals is only hygienic if you don't touch it.

The urinals in question were relatively low. A short man might find it difficult to avoid contact with the ice. Especially if he was in possession of a large penis.

...I'm not talking about me here by the way...

Last night I was joined at the urinals by a short man with a large penis. I could tell he was short by looking at him. He informed me that he had a large penis.

...I didn't look...

"This fucking ice. They don't think of short guys with big dicks. I'm struggling here to keep it off the fucking ice". He said.

I looked at him. "Ice is only hygienic if you don't touch it", I said.