Day-of-the-week socks. It's difficult to know what to say about them.They are á la mode. Soon, no doubt, they will replace Dancing on Ice and occupy the Dead-Zone Saturday night slot on the Light-Channel.
Last week I saw someone wearing TUESDAY socks on a FRIDAY. Yesterday I saw someone wearing TUESDAY socks on TUESDAY. I can't say which is worse.
What is going on with these fucking socks? If anyone is thinking of buying me day-of-the-week socks please do me a favour. Make them all FRIDAY. Then I can drink every night to dull the pain?
3 comments:
Is it possible that this person had worn the SAME pair of TUESDAY socks right through from Friday til Tuesday? I think we should be told.
For the record, my socks feature hand embroidery bearing the legend: "Oi Ramsbottom - stop staring at my fucking socks!"
They were physically different people. Those two aside I note that another 43 employees are wearing day-of-the-week socks.
what's next underpants with the day of the week and matching tee shirts!
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