Aggressive Scheduling

The BBC have been accused of "aggressive scheduling" by ITV who are unhappy that Strictly Come Ballroom is on at the same time as The X-Factor.

Andrew Neil was on Newsnight last night being all grumpy about it. The pompous Scotch twit said that people who watch Strictly' are also likely to want to watch X-Factor. So he asked the simple question. How is this in the public interest?

Let me answer that oh so very simple question for the fat-headed dunderheid. It's like this. If you choose to watch Strictly' then you don't watch X-Factor. If you choose to watch X-Factor then you don't watch Strictly'. In short, you don't watch both.

That's why it's in the public interest. Clear?