19.8.09

Guaranteed Irish Taxi

GUARANTEED IRISH TAXI
So proclaimed a taxi's bumper sticker I saw recently. I couldn't grab my phone in time to snap a picture of it so you'll have to take my word for it.

GUARANTEED IRISH TAXI
I blame Dunne's with their irritating "The Difference Is ... We're Irish" slogan. Is that the only fucking difference you bunch of fucking opportunists?

GUARANTEED IRISH TAXI
Here's a comment from Mike in Galway from some message taxi board.
  1. mikeon 18 Jun 2009 at 6:36 am

    im a taxi driver in Galway city our city is rife with illegal drivers and uninsured vehicles and when you ring regulator or gardai they dont want to know.I have a 30,000 euro loan out formy unit and now finding it hard to make a living and then we have them calling born and bred Irish taxidrivers racist because our carrys a sign on our vehicles stating that we are Guaranteed Irish Taxi Drivers nxt thing you know they will say our cows are racist because its Guaranteed Irish beef its time to stand up and be counted and stick together and rid ourselves of these so called psv drivers who dont even know how to find eyre square rank.

Yes, that's right. I am saying that Irish cows are racist. That's definitely what I'm saying now. Well anticipated Mike.

GUARANTEED IRISH TAXI Or, for short, GIT.
Why get one of these bloody foreigners to take you home for €15 (and tell you how JESUS WILL SAVE YOUR SORRY SOUL) when, for a mere tenner extra, and you can get a local racist GIT to do it?

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