I just received intelligence, from a very informed source, who just walked into the dining room in which I'm working, and then out again, that we're all doomed.
Doomed I tells yi.
Apparently a large acorn has just alighted in the city.
The economy is on the verge of a complete meltdown and the whole country is likely to be bankrupt by lunchtime. The whole world will soon follow. I believe Iceland [1] has already gone.
The banks are all phoning the chancellor saying:
Darling, we need your help.
It sounds very serious. I think I'll have another cup of tea.
[1] the country, not the supermarket
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