Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is hilarious. Or she would be if she weren't so tragic.

She's female you know and that's why she's running for vice president. 

Isn't she adorable? She's such a cutey-cutey. And bright as a shiny little button. She can memorise and regurgitate facts with a mere 14 hours of coaching every day. Leaving loads of time for being folksy and cutesy and just plain old lovable.

But she doesn't really need all those boring old facts. When backed into a corner she can always fall back on her feminine cooky charm. 

This clip is hilarious(ly tragic).