Drunk Snails

I provided the beer cooler for a bbq today. Sadly, I came home with the above haul. I don't quite know how it happened.

I know you want to talk about the "Birds Eye" beefburgers but, really, these are not central to the story. Such as it is.

In the past I've been forced to put out decent beer for the snails and slugs. I don't keep bad beer in the house you see. The snails seem to be out in force this year. Yesterday, I saw a white one the size of a tit-mouse. Or a very small tit, if you prefer.

So then ... it's an absolute pleasure tonight to be able to fill small trays with beer and place then about the garden. Let's hope the slimy little fuckers aren't too fussy.