The longest day

Today I got up late. Had a leisurely breakfast then read the paper by the pool whilst enjoying another latte. I meandered up to my room and watched a Rick Stein programme about Sardinia.

After that I went shopping and bought some shorts. The same ones pictured below in fact.

Now I'm back in safely in my room. I watched the Sunderland game then flicked between the Liverpool game and the golf. Next I'll watch the Arsenal game. After that I think I will risk venturing out for a steak. Then -barring incident- I'll return to my room in time to watch the afternoon fourballs. 

It feels like there's some kind of kink in the time-space continuum today.