6.11.08

Elton John

According to the Sun today,

Elton John is to resign as life president of Watford "in light of developments over the past few months"

He is to resign now from a professional football club after years of drug abuse and gay sex! Having survived heart problems and Candle In The Wind he's getting the boot now!

What the sainted aunt has been up to over the past few months?

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