An Internet Story

Something great just happened. I think it happened by pure chance. But joy 'pon joy that it happened to me, Musters!

She said:

As you can see yours has two pins. We only have ones with one pin. So there may be a gap.

I had no idea what she talking about. I'd only gone in to browse at the gráillings.

But then she said:

Do you have access to an internet?

Surely it was just pure chance that she said that. It's true that when she'd got to the word "access" I'd already guessed she was going to ask me about internets. And I thought:

Please say an internet

But, surely... surely in that split second I didn't have the power to make her say an internet. My powers don't normally work that quick.