Big Boy

This is me on dial up which is only slightly better than useless.

I've been on the phone this morning to the ISP (Intanet Service Provider) or ISP for short. I called 'em up on the number I was given which is 1-800 2437283. Cool number, huh?

But then that number asked me to call another number 3451400 which I thought was slightly disappointing compared to 1-800 2437283. But I dialled it anyway.

"Hello, Big Boy would you like me to suck your dick?", said 3451400, unexpectedly.

It went on like this did 3451400 with this sexy talk. After about ten minutes I hung up. I'd had enough.

A strange but not entirely unpleasant way to start the year 2009.