No Fisting

I'm wearing a big bandage on the side of my nose as a result of the blasted plastics guy.

When I say big I really mean small. But it feels big and everyone comments on it. Opinion is divided more or less 50-50 as to what happened, between:

1. Bar room brawl
   
2. Struck by wife

Whilst pouring myself some coffee in the kitchen this morning an Italian guy looked at it closely and asked if I'd been struck by my wife. I replied in the negative and explained that I'd been attacked by a plastic surgeon. In a hospital of all places.

He say to me, "Ah, ok, so I no fist you today, eh!"

"No fisting today", I replied. "Thanks all the same though".