3.12.08

Coffee

When I order coffee from the canteen I ask for black coffee with hot milk. 

But this confuses them because if you put hot milk in black coffee it ceases to be black coffee and becomes white coffee. They're quite right to look at me quizzically like I'm an idiot before ignoring the hot milk bit and just giving me black coffee. 

And anyway, who do I think I am to coming over here and demanding white coffee! 

It's as if truth and reconciliation never happened.

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