If you're buying a roll for lunch and it's filled with salami, mozzarella, lettuce and tomato and the friendly woman says to you "Baba can I make it hot for you" you should do none of the following:
- Get all giddy with the sexual frisson of the moment and say Yes
- Assume she knows what she's doing and say Yes
- Say Yes
Why not?
Hot lettuce is shite.
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