Deek wanted to get some new clobber and he picked me up in his jeep. There was absolutely no parking available so we just parked on a double yellow right on St Andrews Square.
"There's nae fucking spaces, wu'll jist park up here", said the bold Deek.
We went into Harvey Nicks and Deek got a barry Armani belt and some magic matching shoes. I got a pair of class Paul Smith jeans on sale for only £250. Bargain!
When we got back to the car a nasty faced wee hatchet scumbag of a traffic warden was sticking a ticket on Deek's jeep. I was seriously considering nutting him but Deek just coolly grabbed the ticket and climbed into the motor. Radge didnae even clock the jobsworth.
- Armani belt (white), £ 130
- Armani shoes (white), £ 450
- Paul Smith jeans, £250
- Parking ticket, £60
- Total cost. £890.
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