birdz lanin pon cah

Spent some more time on the Focus Group here.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time you're here. And why did roosterst end up pulling down my pants and spanking me about the arse?

Here's what happned:

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birds keep landing pon my wing (mirror) is ne1 elz haveing this problem? only on my focus i aslo have a vulva 2 but no burds land there. any idear?

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Uhm... wtf?

Are you talking about birds coming and laying down on your mirror?
What does this has to do with I.C.E.?

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Yea thats what I was wondering too... I read this earlier and didn't reply cause I was like....

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nah, buddy, not LAYIN down on da mirror (no EGGS) jist flyin in'n peckin on da mirror bit NEVER on da Vulva why? all the time dat i take da focus out evry day. Nufin to do wif ICE its summer time!!! NE1 see teh poblem?

heres a picture i took off my sell fone:
http://s663.photobucket.com/albums/u...rrent=bird.jpg

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no what they meant bye I.C.E. was your interior custom electronics i believe. is the name of your stereo, woofers, speakers. i think you put it in the wrong forum

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ah is dis da ICU forum ?i thowt id started an new 1 on birds lanin pon car. even again 2day in da villlage when drivin slow i had 2 (i fink) mockin birds on wing (each mirrors) and only when i got fast on da duel carridgeway (free way?) did they fly up. focus agin my wife had da vulva again.

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I think this guy is playing games with everyone.

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exqueues me this a real porblem id say u can prolly drive to work evry day unmolest'd by wing'd CRITTERS ure lucki. IM NOT PLAYIN GAMES STOP SPANKIN ME.

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Is there any food in the car they can smell and possibly want? Maybe they just like the color of the car.

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u wood-nt beleeve the amownt of food in da cah its an absolut disaster-area. i cleen it evry month (sumtimes evry 2!!!) but my wife just lets da kidz mess it up with candy and corn chips and that so there-s no pownt. recently i fownd a very old peice of okra (ladees finger?) that was horrible to start wit but worse now!

even da burds wouldnt want that shoorely
the cah is blew
LOL im sorry, but try putting a bird FEEDER( a seed despenser) by a differnt area, and maybe they will go to that instead of your car and lan pon da mirror.

Or get a Co2 powered BB gun and open on there feathered Wings

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man - dis wood be a grate idear if da cah never mooved any-place but i have to goto work i can hardley posishun feeders down the hole way
gun im likin it, dude

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but anyways, you gota clean ur car, anad keep it clean...

you gotta start with your WIFE, if you don't get the pack leader to listen then how can you get the fallowers?

tell her whats up, put a trash Bag or bin/box to promote what ur trying to do. and then if that doesn't happen, then just cutt off everyone from eating in the car. car is made to ride in, not eat in... a house/resurrant is what we eat in/at.


SPELL CHECK ME PLEASE... ahah

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Birds like mirrors thats why they are landing on it and probably pecking at the mirror. Other than that, where are you from? I'm trying to understand the spelling.

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Everyone needs a little "rice" in life!

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hhhmmmmm

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I'm just sayin'!

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i cleened the cah this mornin and told my wife what u sayd toeycrack. she sayd she wood try harda in future and wood remmembur yoor wurds. i fink ure right. if we keep the cah cleen the birds will fly away and forrage sumwhere-else.

Yocrew evry single cah has mirrors but teh birds only fly to mine cah!!!
Teh spellin is from Galway/Ire-land.
THX

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